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 HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB

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مُساهمةموضوع: HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB   HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB Emptyالخميس 31 ديسمبر 2009, 2:51 pm

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.



Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.



Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.






If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the
accounts
Department
.



If they are recounting them..
Put them in
auditing ..



If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in
engineering.




If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in
planning.



If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.

Put them in
operations .



If they are sleeping.
Put them in
security.



If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in
information
Technology
.





If they are sitting idle.
Put them in
human resources.



If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in
sales.



If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in
marketing...




If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on
strategic
Planning..




And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.




Congratulate them and put them
In
Top management
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Prof.Jessy


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تاريخ التسجيل : 05/12/2009
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الوظيفة : معيدة بكلية اللغات الأوروبية والترجمة الفورية
المزاج : مرح

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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB   HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB Emptyالسبت 02 يناير 2010, 6:30 am

Sarcastic, but still a wonderful topic reflecting various behaviours of people around. If I am in their shoes, I would break the door and go out.... simply because I have nothing to do with commerce or auditing... Or I can ask for the help of a friend or rather omit 2 answers.......

Thanks for the nice topic.....


Prof.Jessy
Bent El-Nile
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